some au ideas for your otp:
- au where one rescues the other from a terrible place, like hell or purgatory
- au where one of them convinces the other to give up everything they’ve ever known for the sake of humanity
- au where one pledges to help the other lose their…
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
Mexico: We had a war with Spain
Haiti: We revolted [as slaves] and fought against the French
Brazil: We had a war with Portugal
France: We beheaded people and sacked a really old fortress
Scotland: We voted
Scotland: hey it was a <i>revolutionary</i> vote
Haiti: We decapitated our masters
wanting to draw things but not having the energy to put effort into drawings
FRIENDLY REMINDER that September 18th is here AKA the day Dean officially met Cas for the first time and planets stopped turning and sparks were LITERALLY flying
HAPPY DESTIEL DAY!
the year is 3092. your iPhone 210 alpha XXXL gives birth to a beautiful litter of micro iPod nano 45s and you sell them on ebay. the future is a cold place
Wait. … wait…
don’t do that stop doing that
i cant believe i missed the lesbian sex wars