do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
i bet jensen has to get danneel to come help whenever the printer runs out of paper like ‘babe it’s doing the thing where it won’t print again’
Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.
is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
no homo couple’s bathtub
Divorce lawyer: so what happened
Wife: well I was having a chardonnay and went upstairs and then I saw him- sitting in the PINK tub *bursts into tears* i dont even know who he is anymore *sob*
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
today i platonically watched my best friend rake leaves
"For me as an actor, daring is to tell the truth - to be yourself, no matter how the world interacts with that." - TAYLOR SCHILLING
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is